Friday, August 29, 2008

Day Ten: In Which We Go To Columbia, Home of Coffee, Emeralds, and Juan Valdez.

It's a relatively overcast morning that greets us in Cartagena, along with many dancing residents.

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We are the first cruise ship of the season here, so they are fairly happy to see us.  After a quick breakfast of Mickey waffles, we set out on our excursion, Best of Cartagena.  It takes some time to get going, as most of the ship seems to be going on this excursion, but eventually we load onto busses and are off.

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The first stop on the excursion is the San Pedro Claver Church, famous for its namesake who made a life's work out of helping the African slaves that were abundant there.

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In the main church area, our guide Duran Duran showed us the original resting place of San Pedro...

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...and then his current resting place.

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I always think nothing adds to the interest of a place of worship like a preserved body, or parts thereof. 

We leave the church and walk around the city center for a bit, while Duran Duran points out buildings of interest to us.  Although it doesn't seem all that hot, the humidity is around 5000%, which makes everyone melt into puddles.  Eventually we make our way to the Naval Museum for a drink and some folkloric dancing, to which we give short shrift because we are so busy enjoying the air conditioning.

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After he pries us from the air conditioned comfort of the museum, we walk back to the bus via a quantity of street vendors, some of which are obviously endorsed by Duran Duran.  He encourages people to buy Official Columbian Coffee from one vendor in particular, whom he swears is Juan Valdez.

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I remain dubious, although I refrain from asking him "where is your burro?"

We next have a photo stop at the Fort of San Felipe de Barajas, which is the largest Spanish fort in the New World.

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They are very proud of their various city defenses, which include walls around the city center, the Fort, and an underwater wall blocking entrance to the bay through the main passageway "Bocagrande."  Many of these were developed after Sir Francis Drake came and almost captured the city, accepting ransom in exchange for taking it.

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This is the "Half-Man" statue.  He apparently lost one arm, a leg, and an eye, but still fought bravely against the enemies until he was stabbed in his remaining thigh and died of gangrene.  He kind of reminds me of the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Continuing on, we travel to the Convento de la Popa monastery, which is the highest point in Cartagena and offers city-wide views.

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Within, you can find items of interest such as their altar, which is covered in real gold, and a depiction of people who indulged in golden goat worshipping and got subsequently busted.

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In addition to these areas, we also made a few shopping stops where people were invited to buy emeralds of every shape, price, and quality.  Whether people actually did or not, is probably best left to the imagination.

At the end of the tour, we were deposited back at the port where Mom went back to the ship to rest, and I looked around the shops at the port terminal.  I get an coffee slush at this place:

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Looks like our friend Juan has moved up in the world.

Back on the ship, we say goodbye to the interesting port of Cartagena and begin sailing off towards Aruba.

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The show tonight is Disney on Broadway, with Sarah Litzinger, the longest running "Belle," and David DeVries who played "Lumiere" with her doing various songs in a cabaret style.  Although they give reasonably pleasant performances, the disappointment from the small girls who doubtless thought Litzinger would look more like Belle, is palpable.

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The towel animal for tonight is a little larger than we've been used to, however the upside is that we now know where Felindro hid our couch cushion.

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The evening cabaret is comedian Heath Hyche who starts off his act telling us that his flight was deranged and his luggage lost after having to spend the night in Miami and Cartagena, causing him to have to spend his whole time on board until he gets off in 2 days with one shirt and pants from Disney costuming.

Dinner tonight is "Taste of the Caribbean"

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It's very good, despite the fact that the dessert photo comes out blurry. 

The deck party theme tonight is Tropicalifragilisticexpialidocious.

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It's a pretty buffet, however the pain of the late dinner seating is that you are inevitably still full to bursting when the deck parties are ongoing.

We leave the merrymaking to the less-stuffed, and retire to our cabin, where I notice something odd about the TV programming.  One of the channels is supposed to be showing episodes of various sitcoms all day, one of which is Whose Line Is It Anyway?  I watched one episode a few days ago and it was funny; then I watched an episode the next day, and it was funny, but a little familiar.  Today it suddenly occurs to me that they play the same episodes of the given sitcom at the same time each night, so basically I've been watching the same episode for about a week now. 

No regular midnight buffet tonight, as the larger one for the deck party supplants it, so consequently no chocolate covered strawberries.  Again. 

Tomorrow:  Another Day at Sea.

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